Insanitation

in-san-i-tey-shuh n | (n)

• Obsessive cleanliness by one unencumbered by mental stability.
  "Doctor, she graduated to insanitation! Today I caught her sterilizing the can of Lysol"

iTard

(n) one who is inept with gadgetry, especially items made by Apple.
"I spent 2 hours trying to help him with his playlist. He's such an iTard"