Ambigudate

(n.) An arranged meeting between two people where one or both in unclear if it is a 'date'. An ambigudate is normally associated with large quantities of fret.

"Ugh! I'm thinking of wearing that great perfume but if what if he doesn't think it's a date? Do you think I should wear my jeans instead? Do you think I'm sending the wrong message? Oh, I hate going on ambigudates"

Repeeve

(n.) Emotionally reliving something irksome from the past at the same or greater level of anger and frustration.

"I just thought of those horrible 10 minutes I spent watching The Cat in the Hat movie and now I'm totally repeeved!"

Librepublicrat

(n). Political affiliation based on practicality, common sense, reason, and thoughtfulness--not political party.

Subscrobe

(v) past tense of 'subscribe' for YouTubers.
"I just subscrobe to WheezyWaiter! It's Splozie!"

Insanitation

in-san-i-tey-shuh n | (n)

• Obsessive cleanliness by one unencumbered by mental stability.
  "Doctor, she graduated to insanitation! Today I caught her sterilizing the can of Lysol"

iTard

(n) one who is inept with gadgetry, especially items made by Apple.
"I spent 2 hours trying to help him with his playlist. He's such an iTard"

Voluntold

• (v) the act of being informed that you are to perform a task someone else volunteered for (esp. a spouse).
  "My wife originally offered to give this talk but since she's on bed-rest she voluntold me to do it."
  (author unknown - contributed by Rexine Rowley)