Subscrobe

(v) past tense of 'subscribe' for YouTubers.
"I just subscrobe to WheezyWaiter! It's Splozie!"

Insanitation

in-san-i-tey-shuh n | (n)

• Obsessive cleanliness by one unencumbered by mental stability.
  "Doctor, she graduated to insanitation! Today I caught her sterilizing the can of Lysol"

iTard

(n) one who is inept with gadgetry, especially items made by Apple.
"I spent 2 hours trying to help him with his playlist. He's such an iTard"

Voluntold

• (v) the act of being informed that you are to perform a task someone else volunteered for (esp. a spouse).
  "My wife originally offered to give this talk but since she's on bed-rest she voluntold me to do it."
  (author unknown - contributed by Rexine Rowley) 

Colognesphere

• (n) The dome of fragrance that seems to surround someone who over-spritzes.
  (contributed by Chris Golden)

Dilt

• (v) [dilt, dilting, dilted] The act of accidentally stabbing your spouse in the foot with your toenail whilst in bed.
  "Ouch! You just dilted me again. I wish you'd trim those toenails!"
• (n) The mark left in your spouse's foot after accidentally dilting him/her.
  (contributed by Joy Sterrantino)

Panache Hole

Panache Hole: | pəˈnä sh, hōl | (n)

1. a storage cellar for Vegas show costumes
2. an unlikeable person with style and flamboyance
   "That guy's a real jerk. But you have to admit he does have style. What a panache hole!"